Posted by Mike Bellow on January 11, 1998 at 00:24:54:
In Reply to: Re: Fun with Spell Check posted by mike meteoric on January 10, 1998 at 21:27:02:
I think Gerry has come up with something. Did you notice how many of these things really
matched? He could do infomercials on the "Psychic Spellcheck Hotline." This would give a
person information on their true hidden personality based on their spellcheck names.
We could also consider what a person might choose as their alternate ego. Mike M chose "Meteoric." But what about "Monometric." Would that fit him better? And is Jerry Clean or is he really Jerry Klan? (He just used his Jewish roommate as a cover for his secret identity.)
And look at Mike Love Dove. That's him. And Jerry DelCologne. But his partner was not Bob Dense Dunce Donkey. Bob Dance is more like it. But Jerry probably has a few Dents from his Don'ts.
How about Al Masculine Marlin? Just ask Marlene. And Ed Cunningness certainly did sneak Ellie away from us under all our very noses! And Mrs. Cunningness--Mensa! It turns out she WAS smarter than all of us!! Ellie Mean? Never!! But what about Ellie Monomania? I can see the Mania side, but . . .
Phil Saberlike's jokes were as sharp as they come (even without Ed SCIMitar.) But Phil was also softspoken, Sabbathlike. But he dealt with Sir Barry-Robert Malice, but Barry Moonlike Munched too much.
But Joanie Monkey? Bob Gorilla? Well, Joanie could easily be "gorilla my dreams" as in the old knock-knock joke. No, she was more Joanie Minstral, like her partner in "Coctails for Two," Ronnie Bartender, said Bob Cheerily.
I wait to hear Nels Yodel. Mark Etches Itches. And I do remeber Ray Diviner being very religious.
But mention Skulk, Sick, Stuck, Suck and Shaky--of course that's Sciaky! Coming at me with his Scimitar. "Help!" I Bellow, I swear on the Bible he's going to lance my Boil which will Befoul the place and there's going to be a mean cleaning Bill!"
But it was always sunny when Joe Rain showed up. And you had to stand at attention for Mickey Superexquisiteness!
And little Doris Abolishing us all! And Jane Legioner with Dave Manslaughtering! (Remember that picture!! Wow!) And Rich Mohawk--killing us all with Muzak.
And of course Kassi had a Sassy Kiss of death--to WRTI, of course. They sure had mixed up Mr.Blended, and cruelly made Dr. Delwin Disembark while they Dismembered his greatest teaching tool, WRTI. It wasn't Vandergheynst who was the Panderer to the lowest form of broadcasting--unified format. It is appropriate that Tombstone Hall is right next to WRTI. And we'll let Kenn do a Vignette about our Vendetta against the new WRTI, and Mary Ellen Redemolish it. But it would be nicer if they could Mary Ellen Rediscover how to do radio properly.
And with Gerry Walkig the pavement looking for a job, this Psychic Pspellcheck Network idea could be his trip to the land of milk and Ken Honey.
Mike Befoul mbiel@kih.net